34 Greatest Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

34 Greatest Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

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Ozzy Osbourne, born John Michael, is a heavy metal artist who rose to fame in the 1970′s with his iconic band Black Sabbath. After leaving Black Sabbath Ozzy went on to have a phenomenal solo career and released 11 albums. Many of his albums went multi platinum. He and his family also became the stars of their own reality program on MTV called The Osbournes. The show followed him and his family in their day to day antics. He still records music and occasionally reunites to record with Black Sabbath.

“All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the
Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?”

“All you have to do is say F–k Off when the vagina doctor calls.”

“Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I’m f–king Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of f–king Darkness. Evil! Evil! What’s f–king evil about a buttload of f–king bubbles!?”

“Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.”

“I am a raging alcoholic, but I don’t want my kids to do the same.”

“I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.”

“I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.”

“I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.”

“I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.”

“I have no regrets except that I wasn’t up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane.”

“I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy’s dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I’ve always sold out, so who’s saying it’s all over?”

“I like the word f–k. F–king deal with it and move on to the first f–king question you have.”

“I like warming my butt by the fire.”

“I live in a 9 million dollar turd.”

“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you’re all f–king mad!”

“I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.”

“I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now.”

“I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are.”

“International rock star – gravy maker extraordinaire.”

“It took a lot of water to down just that f–king bat’s head, let me tell you. It’s still stuck in my f–king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, ‘You’re the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?’ It happened f–king once, for Christ’s sake.”

“Its like Dr. Doolittle in this f–king house here.”

“I’ve been dictating to my son, who’s helping me on his computer. I’m spending a lot of time doing research–I’ve just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life
is so full of interesting stories…”

“I’ve done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.”

“Nobody tells me f–k all!”

“Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that.”

“The power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me.”

“There is something f–king unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting ‘Ozzy!’ I would pay to see them..”

“They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don’t teach you a thing about death. There’s no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.”

“Turn that thing off, its driving me mad!”

“Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I’m stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!”

“What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.”

“When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why?
It’s my trademark. People stop me and say, ‘Let me have a look at your hand.’”

“You learn who your friends are when the sh-t hits the fan.”

“You’ve got to try and take things to the next level, or you’ll just get stuck in a rut.”