32 Remarkable Charles Schulz Quotes

32 Remarkable Charles Schulz Quotes

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Charles Schulz was a cartoonist from Minneapolis. He is most famous and immortalized by his comic strip, Peanuts. He is one of the most influential cartoonist of all times. He died on February 12, 2000 at the age of 77.

“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

“Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.”

“Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.”

“Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.”

“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

“Five hundred years from now, who’ll know the difference?!”

“I come from a long line of generations!”

“I don’t think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we
should show one another.”

“I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.”

“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.”

“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”

“It’s a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life… But I’m beginning to consider it.”

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”

“No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’. Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.”

“That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.”

“The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!”

“There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.”

“There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”

“Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.”

“What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”

“You know what I think my best quality is? I think I’m nice to have around. I’d hate it if I weren’t around!”

“You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!”

“You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.”