32 Greatest Marx Brothers Quotes

32 Greatest Marx Brothers Quotes

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The Marx brothers where a five man comedy group from the early 1900′s. The group consists of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo. They made numerous films with slap stick comedy. They are an iconic comedy group to this day.

“Alright, leave it out and put in a windshield-wiper instead.”

“And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!”

“Come get your ice-cream! Come get your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!”

“Don’t look now but there’s one man too many in this room and i think it’s you.”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

“Have we got a college? Have we got a football team?….We we can’t afford both. Tomorrow we start tearing down the college. ”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them.”

“I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.”

“I can see you standing over a hot stove, but I can’t see the stove”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home…But I would rather dance with the cows till you come home”

“I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.”

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”

“I got his tie what did you get…the birth mark thats great”

“I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.”

“If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited”

“If I were a man, you would resent that.”

“If you have ten dollars better see me in the morning. If you’ve got six can I lend you four?”

“I’ll do anything you say. In fact I’ll even stay. But I must be going.”

“I’ll show you a thing or three.”

“I’m Captain Scotland of the Spalding Yard.”

“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

“quote, unquote, and quote.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“That’s a date, now, Saturday at three. No, you better make it Tuesday. I’m going to Europe Monday.”

“The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket!”

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

“Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”