28 Incredible Bill Cosby Quotes

28 Incredible Bill Cosby Quotes

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William Henry “Bill” Cosby is an actor, author, activist, and comedian. He was born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Cosby was described as a class clown in school and was usually in trouble for playing around during class. In 1963 he received major exposure on NBC’s the Tonight Show, which led to a recording deal with Warner Bros. After that he landed his own television sitcom, The Cosby Show, which is still an iconic show.

“A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.”

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

“And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.”

“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.”

“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”

“Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.”

“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

“I didn’t know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.”

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.”

“I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids.”

“I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.”

“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”

“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage; the wife is in charge.”

“Man can not live by bread alone … he must have peanut butter.”

“My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don’t make no difference to me, I’ll make another one look just like you.”

“My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do not…want…six.”

“Old is always fifteen years from now.”

“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.”

“Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point… and they’re still yelling.”

“People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.”

“That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.”

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”

“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”

“When you become senile, you won’t know it.”

“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.”

“You are a genius! And I am a genius because I married you.”

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”